Monday, March 29, 2010

zero attacks!

go zero go!

black cat trance. or the only way i could get him to sit still.

it's pretty amazing how easily captivated zero is by a string swung around in circles.

zero also likes to nom on olive trees!

cuz im just nom nom noming on heavens door. can't wait to see him on cracknip.

zero likes to stick his head in pots.

no idea why, but it does make for some hilarious videos!

Monday, March 22, 2010

what happens when you try to get any work done with zero flopping around.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
~Pam Brown

zero's poker face.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
~Paula Poundstone

i am going to eat you.

a sad attempt to capture zero's defense tactics. normally he likes to shove his whole head into someone's mouth, because that's the safest place to hide. realistically. it's not like they're going to chomp your head off.

instead we're graced with a video of iz looking silly while playing with the CAT.

i just love having my belly scratched!

let me flail around on the ground while you rub my soft underbelly, and make silly faces to boot! this is yet another reason why the little ball of fluff lovingly known as zero would not make it very far in the real world.

Monday, March 15, 2010

zero foils himself whilest dealing with a nefarious brain slug

hopeless against the overwhelming power of the evil brain slug, zeros efforts at attacking my camera strap are once again foiled. because the correct reaction to danger is to lie down and leave your soft tummy exposed. duh.

a giant arc in the skyspace of directions (coincidentally the same title as mike vukadinovich's play currently performing at the powerhouse theater)

overseeing his kingdom from atop his castle tower

perched high above his loyal subjects, king zero rules his domain with a mighty paw.

what happens when zeroes attack your camera wrist strap

and you haven't realized that the intelligent way to play with the kitty is to detach the strap from the camera... you end up with a lot of close-up noming of your knit lanyard (which is now riddled with claw holes)

hypnotoad foiled by zero & his massive brain waves

several attempts at hypnosis were made on the unsuspecting zero, who became bored of the game very quickly. foiled!

zero & the incredibly fast moving light beam in the sky of wonder

bored one morning, zero & i came up with a delightful little game. much like those trying to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, zero was more than intrigued by the sunlit reflection off my modavo and raced in earnest around the room to try and chase down the mysterious ball of light. enjoy!

my introduction to zero

not too long ago i met this lovable little furball named zero. zero you ask? my boyfriend being the adorable nerd that he is, named him after his favorite megaman character (& coincidentally one of the harder characters to unlock in capcom vs [fill in something japanese here.])

iz always thought zero was ripe for maru-esq internet fandom, so here's my ode to the next silly superstar.